Hello, it is Daemon Stonehearth that Dwarven cleric that bugs you all the time. I just wanted to let you know that there will be a soul coming to you soon. He is Jasper Kendt a very odd rogue if i might say so myself. You see, he “claims” that he is out for himself however, he just got the crap beat out of him by a genie and, believe it or not, he was almost dead already! Why he decided that backstabbing someone while you have little to no HP is beyond me. I mean come on, if I were to get shanked in the back by someone I would be pissed right?
Now here comes my predicament. He has a twin sister! I know what you are thinking, his sister must be just as bad looking as he is, but it is not true she is gorgeous even from my Dwarven eyes. I have a friend who is in love with this twin sister of Jasper’s. I come on behalf of him, the twin sister is having trouble deciding to continue with us or part ways. If Jasper were to possibly find his way back to the living then they might continue on with us. And my friend would get more time with this twin sister, if you know what I mean (wink wink, nudge nudge, grin grin). So if you can find it in your heart to restore this quarky rogue to life that would be a godsend, haha get it? god send cuz you are a god… ha ha. sorry.
Oh lord Pelor, may your light and brilliance shine upon the people of this realm and bring the good out of people. I will spread your word and act as you would hope all of your loyal clerics and priests should. I pray!
Your Neighborhood cleric,
P.S. One more thing, Jasper can sometimes run his mouth if you catch my drift. Dont pay him any heed… if he were to come back with no vocal cords we would be grateful. Ha Ha get it? cuz he runs his mouth literally so if he were to come back with no vocal cords his mouth would be useless… think about it… sorry that was kind of a bad one… and kinda cruel… eww dont do that we would never hear the end of it… oh wait we wouldnt hear him at all… ha ha ha. How was that one?